May 2013
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Conversation on the Bus Today
Lady: I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists. I'm just saying that the terrorists are Muslims; they have the same holy book, the same beliefs. The terrorists are just more open about about it.
Me: So you've heard about Westboro Baptist Church right?
Lady: Oh my yes, they're an awful group of people.
Me: They're Christian.
Lady: ...
Me: I'm not saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist Church, but they have the same holy book, the same beliefs.
Lady: ...
Me: They're just a lot more open about it.
Random Guy Next To Me: *High fives*
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“I was a misfit. I read, I painted, I didn’t hate niggers.”
– Janice Joplin, stating why she was mostly shunned. (via magnifi-cunts)
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“Her sentences were icebergs, with just the tip of her thought coming out of her...”
– Gregory Galloway (via ohfairies)
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50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
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Porn stars without make up →
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I think this is a wonderful representation of the unrealistic standards porn.
All I thought when I saw this was “what the hell kind of foundation are these ladies using damn”
All I can think is, “My god if this isn’t a prime...
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“After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If...”
– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via awelltraveledwoman)
I have always loved this poem so very much.
(via dancinginthesetrees)
I hope this story is true, the story...
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Jesus Christ was a girl: commovente: the... →
commovente:
the underlying denominator between all of us is that we are so severely, so completely, beautifully and unfairly human. there is a lot that i will never understand about other people, just as there is even more that i will never understand about myself. we ask each other…
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theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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sagarnaga:
how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy
Actually laughter is a biological response letting the other person know that you both are just playing and neither of you is a threat to the other. So actually laughter is your body’s way of saying to your friend “Please don’t kill me.”
but...
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Watchwolf-of-the-black-rose:
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stormxpadme:
The full The Avengers Gag Reel (blu ray cut) for your pleasure.
Need this on my dash again.
FOREVER REBLOG
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Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*
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